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Fortunes

What follows is merely a collection of fortunes I and others have received. If you want to contribute some, drop them on my keyboard (if you're local) or email them to me. (But I want these to be fortunes someone has actually received at a restaurant.)

If/when this collection gets large enough, I'll probably create something which gives you one at random.

Paul Franklin <paul@cs.washington.edu>